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Waal, it's been about a Year since Stan & Bill did a fresh Comedic CD, and that seemed a Decent Interval for Evabody to Recover! Word that Jimmy Buffett liked material on the Last 2 Inspired us to Dedicate this baby to The Man Himself, and pen a Li'l Tribute to this Musical Hero.."A 60 Year Old Rock & Roll Sensation." (Never mind that Jim's Bio says he's 57 this year...{Gulp}..we're maybe just a little Ahead of Our Time, Perhaps!)

CD's Title Track's inspired by Stan's younger Son, Max...& his own Memories of Growin' Up. "Divorce Your Kids" was also a Max-Inspired Lyric most Parents'll Identify With.

"Let Me Know If You're A Lesbian" grew from Stan's Memories of dating a Heartthrob 6 Solid Months back in High School & never gettin' beyond the Kissin' Stage. She was "Handed Down" to Stan's Best Buddy..who also spent a Frustratin' Summer...heh. Was back in Ohio for 40th HS Reunion & someone mentioned The Beautiful Gal STILL lived there & remained UN-Married to this day. So, Bill & I figure THIS Song, played at the Appropriate Time in a Buddin' Relationship, oughta save a Frustrated Guy a whole LOTTA Wasted Time, eh? ;-)> (DO Email Us with Your Results & Testimonials, Please!)

"Freezin' Yer Ass Off (Up North)" is also dedicated to That Beautiful Gal..& The Many Others that helped Stan have such a Miserable Childhood..before he ended up in Tampa FL Happily-Ever-After!

Plenty of FUN Songs up to the Gospelly "God Didn't Send Me On NO Guilt Trip"..A Song any ParrotHead'll be Thrilled to Sing Along With..(& It's even got us Invited by Several Bay Area Churches to come SING IT Live, believe it or not..so we've re-recorded a "Tidy-fied-Up" Version & are puttin' together a Gospel CD for the NEXT little Thriller.)

So, dust off your Miserable Childhood & Plop On this CD..it's Great Therapy for a Day That's Gonna Go BETTER!
(Livin' WELL is allus The Best Therapy!)

Buy this CD & We'll Prove It!

Big Hugs,
TampaStan & Bill

Check out the artist's website:
http://TampaStan.com

Track List:
1. Evabody's Got a Little Song Inside
2. They Can Tell
3. Freezin' Your Ass Off (Up North)
4. It Helps to Have a Miserable Childhood
5. 60-Year-Old Rock-&-Roll Sensation
6. The Cowboy Rock
7. Let Me Know If You're a Lesbian
8. Divorce Your Kids
9. Maybe You're Already Dead?
10. God Didn't Send Me on NO Guilt Trip

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