"'Tommy Made Owen Wilson Cry' taught me to hate Owen Wilson more than I ever thought I could hate someone who hadn't pissed me off personally...better than 'A Boy Named Sue!'" ~ Fametracker.com
"Inspired lunacy!" ~ On & Off Magazine
"Two guys, two guitars, and well crafted songs that bring the funny funny funny." ~ Joanna Parson, Happy Hour Salon
"The tristate area's only licensed entertainment explosion." ~ Time Out New York
In November of 1999, a full-blown idiot named Michael Hannon approached another full-blown, yet closeted, idiot named Spencer White about joining musical forces and becoming a more powerful supergroup comprised of two full-blown idiots. He spoke of a vision, carefully and painstakingly constructed, involving two guitars, harmonica, witty original songs, eclectic covers, improvisation, high energy, and the obligatory percussive egg, all converging to form the entertainment supernova that, today, we call The Knuckleheads.
The Knuckleheads are rightfully billed as "the tri-state area's only licensed entertainment explosion." Their songwriting canon is unparallelled in it's insightfulness and diversity, with passionate topics ranging from unrequited love, to social commentary, to sleep disorders, to eating disorders, to fiber supplements, to dirt, to Owen Wilson, to canine bigotry, to fructaphilia (love of bananas), all the while never losing sight of their mission, which is threefold: 1.) To entertain, 2.) To horrify, and 3.) To keep cranking out the Knucklefunk.
The Knuckleheads are also very funny. But while they may be available and willing to book a private birthday party for the right price, do not ever call them "birthday party clowns" within earshot of them unless you do not mind having one of them reach down your throat, grab your stomach and pull you inside out. They do not like being called "birthday party clowns."
If you are new to The Knuckleheads, welcome to their humble CD Baby abode. If you are a longtime Knucklehead fan, they would like to offer their profound appreciation and heartfelt thanks for your undying and loyal support. In either case, enjoy their CD, recorded live at the Sidewalk Cafe, New York City (get a rope).
Honors/Awards:
2005 Mountain Stage Newsong Festival, "Tommy Made Owen Wilson Cry," "My Dog is a Bigot" (honorable mention).
2004 Hizza Award, Best Comedy Duo.
1981 Linkhorne Middle School football "Big Green" Award. (Given to the entire team.)
Visit us at Myspace: www.myspace.com/theknuckleheads
Check out the artist's website:
http://www.theknuckleheads.net
Track List:
1. Long Island
2. My Dog Is a Bigot
3. Perfect Date
4. Song For the Trojan Girl
5. Binging Fatty
6. Anna Banana
7. I Need a Boyfriend (who Doesn't Have a Boyfriend)
8. Dog Run Blues
9. Pare Te Qua
10. Time to Hide the Porn
11. Pick Up That Doo-doo
12. The Paht-neh Song
13. Tommy Made Owen Wilson Cry
Suggested CDs:Other Genres:
"Inspired lunacy!" ~ On & Off Magazine
"Two guys, two guitars, and well crafted songs that bring the funny funny funny." ~ Joanna Parson, Happy Hour Salon
"The tristate area's only licensed entertainment explosion." ~ Time Out New York
In November of 1999, a full-blown idiot named Michael Hannon approached another full-blown, yet closeted, idiot named Spencer White about joining musical forces and becoming a more powerful supergroup comprised of two full-blown idiots. He spoke of a vision, carefully and painstakingly constructed, involving two guitars, harmonica, witty original songs, eclectic covers, improvisation, high energy, and the obligatory percussive egg, all converging to form the entertainment supernova that, today, we call The Knuckleheads.
The Knuckleheads are rightfully billed as "the tri-state area's only licensed entertainment explosion." Their songwriting canon is unparallelled in it's insightfulness and diversity, with passionate topics ranging from unrequited love, to social commentary, to sleep disorders, to eating disorders, to fiber supplements, to dirt, to Owen Wilson, to canine bigotry, to fructaphilia (love of bananas), all the while never losing sight of their mission, which is threefold: 1.) To entertain, 2.) To horrify, and 3.) To keep cranking out the Knucklefunk.
The Knuckleheads are also very funny. But while they may be available and willing to book a private birthday party for the right price, do not ever call them "birthday party clowns" within earshot of them unless you do not mind having one of them reach down your throat, grab your stomach and pull you inside out. They do not like being called "birthday party clowns."
If you are new to The Knuckleheads, welcome to their humble CD Baby abode. If you are a longtime Knucklehead fan, they would like to offer their profound appreciation and heartfelt thanks for your undying and loyal support. In either case, enjoy their CD, recorded live at the Sidewalk Cafe, New York City (get a rope).
Honors/Awards:
2005 Mountain Stage Newsong Festival, "Tommy Made Owen Wilson Cry," "My Dog is a Bigot" (honorable mention).
2004 Hizza Award, Best Comedy Duo.
1981 Linkhorne Middle School football "Big Green" Award. (Given to the entire team.)
Visit us at Myspace: www.myspace.com/theknuckleheads
Check out the artist's website:
http://www.theknuckleheads.net
Track List:
1. Long Island
2. My Dog Is a Bigot
3. Perfect Date
4. Song For the Trojan Girl
5. Binging Fatty
6. Anna Banana
7. I Need a Boyfriend (who Doesn't Have a Boyfriend)
8. Dog Run Blues
9. Pare Te Qua
10. Time to Hide the Porn
11. Pick Up That Doo-doo
12. The Paht-neh Song
13. Tommy Made Owen Wilson Cry
Suggested CDs:Other Genres:
- COUNTRY: Country Folk
- SPOKEN WORD: Comedy
- MOOD: FUNNY