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Stop! Don't read this! Or if you do, don't BUY THIS CD! Or if you do, don't LISTEN TO IT, keep it in the shrink wrap and sell it on ebay for $1000 as a collectible. Or give it to the garbage man as a collectible. Whatever you do, don't PLAY IT FOR YOUR FRIENDS! And don't laugh! Shame on you that you would even think about reading this, much less BUY THIS CD FOR EVERYONE YOU KNOW! Be warned, this CD is ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST EXTENSIVE COLLECTIONS of dirty, randy, bawdy, filthy, lewd, rude, raunchy, perverse, nasty, offensive, immoral, lustful, wicked songs in the known universe, RECORDED LIVE including the scurrilous, infamous, politically incorrect, TOURETTE'S SYNDROME and HEMORRHOIDS REMIND ME OF YOU, EXCLUSIVELY AVAILABLE ON THIS CD, 2 compelling reasons not to BUY THIS! To make matters worse, we've included puerile double entendre classics such as WELL WELL WELL (MY CAT FELL IN THE WELL), EVERYBODY WANTS MY FANNY and South Park's CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS, which don't even have the redeening quality of being obscene, not to mention the Dead Kennedy's punk classic TOO DRUNK TO F*** and authentic Irish folk songs ONE EYED REILLY and 7 DRUNKEN NIGHTS, unleavened by cleverness. 15 songs in all, each worse than the last, topped off by the I-95 A**HOLE SONG (live recordings, not the original versions). If you've bought this already, avoid Volume 2 while you can!

Track List:
1. Tourette's Syndrome
2. Balls Of Kerrymuir
3. Big Balls
4. Barnacle Bill The Sailor
5. Chocolate Salty Balls
6. Everybody Wants My Fanny
7. Well Well Well (My Cat Fell In The Well)
8. Bowlegged Woman
9. 7 Drunken Nights
10. Too Drunk To F**k
11. Smoke 2 Joints
12. One Eyed Reilly
13. Peter Pullin' Blues
14. 1-95 A**hole Song
15. Hemorrhoids Remind Me Of You

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