Mike Mennard loves to laugh, and maybe that's why he writes such wacky songs and poems.
Actually, Mike is a professor of English at Union College in Lincoln, Nebraska. But when he's not teaching Shakespeare, he's writing side-splitting fun, such as:
Sylvia Sue had to go poo
while at the grocery store.
"O, what a bother," announced her father,
so Sue when poo on the floor.
Larimee Lee had to go pee
while at the very same store.
He started to dance, then pulled down his pants,
and Lee went pee on the floor.
Of course, the store smelled worse than before
and the floor was quite a bit wetter.
But Sue and Lee who went poo and pee
certainly felt much better.
Mike is the author of two recent books (2004), both Christian trade books, Can't Keep My Soul from Dancing and Shall We Gather at the Potluck, both available through Review & Herald Publishing.
Check out the artist's website:
http://www.familyfridge.blogspot.com
Track List:
1. Invisible Man
2. Princess Kellie
3. Watermelon
4. Halloween
5. Here Come the Sneeps
6. Mike Moze Sucks His Nose
7. Elephant's Lips
8. A Hippo Learned to Fly
9. But Then it Grew
10. Dear God...
11. Garoogles are Coming
12. Froggy and Hippo
13. The One-eyed Rextu
14. Farmer McNodd
15. Two Heads
16. Sylvia Sue Had to Go Poo
17. The Snarpit
18. My Faithful and Finicky Dog Foofoo
19. Big Belinda Boocheroff and Sweet Rotunda Mae
20. Jonah
21. Mike Laughs
22. My Sister Makes a Splendid Kite
23. Ten Minutes to Lunch
24. Bonehead the Dog
25. The Crocklemoo
26. I'd Rather Eat Slugs
27. Mr. Fly and Mrs. Spider
28. Captain Rapscallion
29. Lion Roaring
30. Skunk in my Shoe
31. Someone Ate my Pizza
32. The Snymash
33. Little Jack Horner
34. Something's Rotting in the Fridge
35. My Cute Little Rhino
36. Hank the Genius Goldfish
37. Spit
38. The Glotimus
39. While Floating 'Round the World
40. Weenie McNeenie
41. A Hole
42. Alonzo Bigg
43. Ornery, Angry, and Mean
44. A Thung
45. Sarasan Way
46. Ms. Fleefoo and the Snole
47. A Thought
48. O'Marty's Pier
49. Clean Behind my Ears
50. Ramsey and Audrey and Jed
51. Forever be Friends
Other Genres:
Actually, Mike is a professor of English at Union College in Lincoln, Nebraska. But when he's not teaching Shakespeare, he's writing side-splitting fun, such as:
Sylvia Sue had to go poo
while at the grocery store.
"O, what a bother," announced her father,
so Sue when poo on the floor.
Larimee Lee had to go pee
while at the very same store.
He started to dance, then pulled down his pants,
and Lee went pee on the floor.
Of course, the store smelled worse than before
and the floor was quite a bit wetter.
But Sue and Lee who went poo and pee
certainly felt much better.
Mike is the author of two recent books (2004), both Christian trade books, Can't Keep My Soul from Dancing and Shall We Gather at the Potluck, both available through Review & Herald Publishing.
Check out the artist's website:
http://www.familyfridge.blogspot.com
Track List:
1. Invisible Man
2. Princess Kellie
3. Watermelon
4. Halloween
5. Here Come the Sneeps
6. Mike Moze Sucks His Nose
7. Elephant's Lips
8. A Hippo Learned to Fly
9. But Then it Grew
10. Dear God...
11. Garoogles are Coming
12. Froggy and Hippo
13. The One-eyed Rextu
14. Farmer McNodd
15. Two Heads
16. Sylvia Sue Had to Go Poo
17. The Snarpit
18. My Faithful and Finicky Dog Foofoo
19. Big Belinda Boocheroff and Sweet Rotunda Mae
20. Jonah
21. Mike Laughs
22. My Sister Makes a Splendid Kite
23. Ten Minutes to Lunch
24. Bonehead the Dog
25. The Crocklemoo
26. I'd Rather Eat Slugs
27. Mr. Fly and Mrs. Spider
28. Captain Rapscallion
29. Lion Roaring
30. Skunk in my Shoe
31. Someone Ate my Pizza
32. The Snymash
33. Little Jack Horner
34. Something's Rotting in the Fridge
35. My Cute Little Rhino
36. Hank the Genius Goldfish
37. Spit
38. The Glotimus
39. While Floating 'Round the World
40. Weenie McNeenie
41. A Hole
42. Alonzo Bigg
43. Ornery, Angry, and Mean
44. A Thung
45. Sarasan Way
46. Ms. Fleefoo and the Snole
47. A Thought
48. O'Marty's Pier
49. Clean Behind my Ears
50. Ramsey and Audrey and Jed
51. Forever be Friends
Other Genres:
- KIDS/FAMILY: Children's Pop
- KIDS/FAMILY: Kid Friendly
- TYPE: ACOUSTIC