Stranded Somewhere Else
by William Michael Smith
Hellbent on makin' my mark
On a world that don't care
Chasin' hopes and dreams
That may or may not be there
--Gerald Collier, "I Don't Know"
Just guessing, but I'd bet Gerald Collier has turned his cynical, jaundiced eye on his own career and, with his tongue firmly in cheek and in full recognition of the futility of the fame chase in an industry that lately seems to be imploding like a black hole, has titled his latest EP with his new band Stranded Somewhere Else to make a point. Or a joke. Or both. To hammer the point home, the minimalist cover art shows seagulls and a trout amidst a desert populated with cacti. It's irony, don't you know, Collier's signal that he's changed his musical format and ensemble again, altered his frame of reference and taken another creative shot, but that his expectations aren't too high and that most likely he's just trading one dead-end career location for another.
Stranded somewhere between Wilco and the Lollapalooza Nation.
Well, actually, according to Collier, this time musically he's stranded in the rock guitar zone somewhere between the Meat Puppets and ZZ Top.
The tune cut through the radio
Like a knife through butter
The second that I heard "La Grange"
I was changed forever
--"I Was Flyin' G. Collier
Seattle's Collier has always been a little different. Even though the first album was on Sub Pop, the indie label that gave us Nirvana, Collier never fell into the city's No. 1 export after Starbucks, the grunge scene. Collier's band, Best Kissers in the World, which included Phoenix musical buddy Danny Bland, was a rocking, power pop influenced band. SPIN once described the Kissers as Paul-Westerberg-cum-Cheap Trick. However dumb that sounds, they had chops enough to tour with the likes of X and Social Distortion. But after four albums, the Kissers had run their course and Collier again swam against the Seattle current by heading in the direction of alternative honky tonk. (Supersuckers covered Collier's "Hungover Together" on their recent Must've Been Live album.)
On the strength of his dark, bitter acoustic solo, 1996's I Had to Laugh Like Hell, Warner Brothers signed Collier, but his 1998 Warner effort, Gerald Collier, didn't do much. He put out 1999's Low Tar Taste on Danny Bland's Aces and Eights label, the same Seattle label where Supersuckers found a home when their major label deal cratered on liftoff. Collier's record was well accepted critically, but didn't sell well. So, frustrated with the music business and the Seattle scene, the Phoenix, Arizona native packed away his guitars and took a job as a bartender. With time on his hands, his musical attention turned to his youthful influences, ZZ Top and Phoenix's Meat Puppets. Just as Collier was tiring of bartending, his old bass player from Kissers walked in the bar by accident and before long Collier and Dave Swafford (Mother May I) were jamming, looking for a drummer and a new place to be stranded. Swafford recruited a poker buddy, Tom Nurse.
Whatever genre Collier has worked in throughout his career, he's stood out for writing songs that didn't fit the mold. Most of his songs were less mainstreet than backstreet, less suburban sidewalk than downtown gutter, less living room than opium den. He could be humorous, but he always had a skeptic's eye for realism (I hate the clichÃ© "gritty," but it can apply to Collier's writing) and an ability to author quizzical lines like "Nothing like a loss to keep you thin" (from "Gone Away"). His title "She Won't Get Under Me 'til I Get Over You" speaks volumes about Collier's songwriting mentality.
Stranded Somewhere Else again gives us the literate, streetwise, hip Collier. Urbane and occasionally brazen and smart-mouthed, like any plugged in novelist Collier touches on the emotional issues that confront us, but with an eye for the overlooked detail, the telling minutia that distinguishes gifted writers. On the punchy "Staring Into the Sun," Collier ponders the eccentricities and banalities of life and comes off with some great lines like "most of my best ideas just drop dead inside my mind" and "I've got my finger in the dike of something I don't understand." But things are looking up when Collier finds a convenient solution to frustration, indecision, and anomie as, wailing on his guitar, he concludes:
I'm ready as I'm ever
I'm gonna turn this time on my hands
Into a little luxury
I'm gonna laze around all day
Not talk to anyone
Elbows on the windowsill
And stare into the sun
Musically, the EP features plenty of references to ZZ Top and Meat Puppets, even a nifty Credence Clearwater "Fortunate Son" signature playfully added to "I Was Flyin', which features the deep groove rhythmic attack that made the Texas threesome so popular. Collier's leads are pure homage, rendered straight with no chaser and no irony.
With the help of Supersuckers' sound whiz Dave Fisher, Collier has done some neat guitar overdubs to fill out the sound, particularly on "I Don't Know," a raucous, punky hard charger. According to the self-effacing Collier, "I'm just been doing my impression of what I think Billy Gibbons would do if he were as retarded as me." Lyrically, "I Don't Know" is just a variation on the Stranded theme, the unpredictability of life (and just maybe the record industry?)
For days and nights
For what seems like weeks
I've listened to the ripped up voices
Of idiots and freaks
"Slummin'" is another driving riff rock track that wedges its way between ZZ Top and the punkier sounds of Meat Puppets. With Swafford's thick bass pushing the track, Collier does some clean but deft sleight of hand with repetitive, seemingly simple lead licks while delivering the lyrics with a wink and a sneer.
Slummin' through the afternoon like a great buffoon
And all the great buffoons that came before me
Let suns rise and fall, let friends disappear
Into the ether of getting older
Walls that stood and time stands still, I got sleepin' pills
That make my day a whole lot slower
The album contains an atomic cover of "Live With Me" from the Rolling Stones' classic album Gimme Shelter that highlights Collier's current fascination with guitar riff songs. A tad on the rough-n-ready, we're-just-doing-one-take side, Collier, Nurse, and Swafford grind on the track, just twisting the knobs up high and having fun with a great, fast rock groove. I probably haven't heard this song in twenty years yet, after a lulling two minutes of silence getting to the track, when the bass unexpectedly kicks in the realization is instant and highly pleasurable. This is how the Stones should be covered, in high-speed garage band style.
Stranded Somewhere Else contains a sharp, hard, well-honed edge driven by Collier's urgent vocals and wailing guitar. While we may not be seeing Deer Whistle on MTV anytime soon, with their brand of rock they will undoubtedly develop a loyal club following. Niche-wise, Stranded Somewhere Else won't be "heavy" enough for the hip-hop thrashing Lollapaloozas and, on the other hand, will be too stout for sensitive roots neo-folkies. Whatever. We've had a decade to catch on to Gerald Collier. It's about time we rewarded his persistence and talent, before he chucks it all, hocks his guitars, and goes back to tending bar. Rock this straight and uncalculated shouldn't find itself stranded without an audience. There's one place for sure where the band will be welcome with their brand of basic rock. Look for Deer Whistle appearing at your favorite local biker bar soon.
*For more info and to order Stranded Somewhere Else go to http://www.geraldcollier.com
Contact William Michael Smith at: firstname.lastname@example.org
NOTE: This review taken from http://www.rockzilla.net
Check out the artist's website:
1. Staring Into the Sun
2. Gone Away
3. Swirlin' Inside The Eye
4. I Was Flyin'
5. I Don't Know